Mawkish for the Nonce

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Lists





Reasons I Love to Play Guitar

Plucking the right bass note
Hearing that old time music
Singing that old time music
Getting grooves in my fingers
Needing a pick, using a pick, having a pick about my person
Playing my favorite chords in my favorite sequences
Finding cool words
Meeting other guitar players
Going to open mics in New Yawk City (you feel like a hero)




Reasons You Feel Like a Hero for Going to Open Mics in New York City

Fair and open process (good citizen)
You will give your kindness to others (benevolence)
You will dare to expose your bedroom composition efforts (courage)
No money is involved, except what you spend buying beer (thrift)
People you meet there can be unusual (richness)
None of you are watching tv while you’re at the open mic (innocence)
Famous people started at open mics (great legacy)
They are among the most humble thing you can do (humility)
Fashion does not matter (unbelievable)
Skill does not matter (grace)
Only love matters (love)
Love you give others and the love you can finally feel for yourself. (love)

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Spoiler Alert

I just revealed an important plot twist in Benjamin Kunkel's book Indecision, below. If you plan to read it don't read my post till after.

Indecision



I bought Indecision by Benjamin Kunkel because I wanted something to read for my trip to California that would be fun, not too ponderous and possibly witty. It took me forever to find anything, and I wasn't wholehearted about my choice. Kunkel is one of the Latest Things, a new New York literary star, and I thought it might be like reading Douglas Coupland -- clever, swift and forgettable. There's a waste of 12.95, I thought gloomily.

Why buy it, then? Because I still have residual fear of flying and I need something that will keep me occupied on an airplane, the place I am most in need of distraction. And suddenly all the current fiction looked very serious and difficult. It's one thing to savor intelligent prose when you're in a library on planet Earth -- it's another to try to eke one drop of pleasure out of it when you're on a bucking, plunging airplane. At 4,000 feet I can't take on something that grapples with mutliculturalism, prejudice, gender dysphoria, or relgious rightism. I have to read something that touches on a breezy, effervescent world rather like P.G. Wodehouse's. (Why not P.G. Wodehouse, you ask. I've read him.)

So I launch into Indecision and am quickly rewarded for my low expectations and weak ruling-class preferences. The protagonist is a young man who uses funny, ironic phrases like "authentic-ish" and wears worn out corduroy pants and Brooks Brothers shirts. Add in a heavy-drinking father in Connecticut and a mother and sister ensconced in splendid Manhattan neighborhoods and you're plunked right into resonances of Salinger and his many imitators or heirs or whatever(ish). Sighing, you get ready to read another chronicle of the rich, white, East Coast male who takes recreational drugs, has too many attractive women to choose from and whose worst problem seems to be not knowing what his problem is.

But Kunkel's narrative voice is smarter than the glib ironists whose subject matter this has been. His character is chronically indecisive and notably shallow, and when a roommate persuades him to take a new drug for the irradication of indecisiveness, you feel a tiny pulse of sympathy for his feckless, upper-middle-class plight. But just a pulse. In general I hate and resent writers who went to expensive prep schools and write about their subsequent drug problems and slackerdom as if it atones for the advantages they picked up. No one is fooled by the slobby apartments and atrocious diets. Except them. Kunkel’s protagonist, somewhat sadly named Dwight, seems blithely unaware of his outrageously privileged position or at any rate unwilling to let it spoil his good time.

But Kunkel is aware of it. He escorts Dwight, who knows he's a cultural cliché, through some not-too-odd New York adventures and eventually a slightly odd trip to Ecuador, where he tries to hook up with an old classmate he always had a crush on. But this woman mysteriously vanishes and instead he meets a serious young socialist, Brigid, and they travel together, Dwight making predictable, bright, shallow, first-world comments about the difficulties of transport and accommodation in deeply poor Ecuador. Brigid seems unimpressed with him and this is the first note of optimism in the novel, for she is a young woman with intelligent ideas and ideals. As they travel, Dwight longs to make a pass at her but his gauche American provincialism seems to repeatedly turn her off.

Up to this point, I thought nothing too special of the book other than the obvious intelligence of its writer. Kunkel makes some great observations, such as New York being “pre-perceived” so it doesn’t need to be noticed, and other sly points about alienated Western society. But he doesn’t seem to be up to anything serious until Dwight, under the influence of Israeli Ecstasy, has a mind-expanding night with Brigid and actually renounces his apathetic former self. The scene is slightly unbelievable but what follows is exhilarating for what it doesn’t do as much for what it does. It doesn’t leave us bathed in a bittersweet sadness for all the sick, sad wealthy Americans who just worry and hurt each other and ruin the ‘good life’. It does show one fairly ordinary American come to a completely new sense of the world, and of himself as a possible agent of change. If this sounds like Soviet propaganda, the comparison isn’t entirely specious. Kunkel has written an old-fashioned proletarian novel disguised as a smartass Generation Y elegy for lost youth. It ends up slightly hamfistedly urging the reader to consider a change for herself. The clunkiness of the literary performance at this point seems entirely redeemed by the worthiness of the content. The book is a Marxist wolf in a Starbucks latte-holder sheep’s clothing. Yah hoo. Hurray for you, Benjamin Kunkel.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Am I the Only One Out There Who Gives a Toss About Colin Farrell?





It sure seems like it.

Colin is struggling with weakness and temptation. Hasn't anyone else gone through that? Is there no empathy for this troubled member of the human family?

Do you imagine you wouldn't go some distance down the slippery slope if you were in a similar situation to him?

Let's not be complacent and shut people like Colin Farrell out of our thoughts. He needs us, as we need his sensitive presence in silly commercial blockbusters. This is life, people! Not some fairy tale. Let's meditate on Colin's demons, his addiction to cigarettes and alcohol, as much as we welcome the presence of growing green things and bright sunshine.

No man is an island, and this also applies to Colin Farell.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Freedom's Just Another Word




La Misma has not wanted to let down her readers by posting news about her new life. Both of them would be dismayed to learn that unlimited freedom is not quite the blessing and gift it looks like from a cubicle in midtown. Rather it is somewhat vertiginous and the vigorous production of work is not as proliferant as La Misma expected.

Of course, there is time to do long stretches of writing. And on certain days it has been possible to do that and make satisfying progress. But time is so strange an element. Without a harsh and relentless schedule wrenching one from the comforts of home and forcing one into the city to sit listlessly at a desk for seven hours, time seems to fill in long stretches of the day like the ocean rushing in to nearly erase a drip castle. Take right now. It's 11:05 and I haven't done any writing yet. Because I'm writing this blog post. And I've talked on the phone. And I slept till 9:25.

Okay! It's an electrifying start. I knew it would be hard to adjust and I knew at times I'd feel vague but I didn't expect all this wondering: "Should I get another coffee? Where? The bagel place has better coffee but the French cafe has better muffins. Should I go write in a cafe or stay in my kitchen? The cafe with the electrical outlets (for my laptop) doesn't have good coffee but the one with good coffee has no electrical outlets, plus I don't like their muffins." I'm sure Proust went through similar ruminations.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Perspective? and the Cueball Look

Ben Stein made the reasonable point on TV this morning that there are a lot of things happening in the world that deserve our attention besides the Mark Foley page scandal. There's a war in the Congo, for instance. The Taliban are back in power
in Afghanistan. I forget everything he listed but yes, it was important. And it's true the Foley story has been dominating (though not exclusively) the headlines.

But come on!! Can Ben Stein have forgotten the shameless political capital the Republicans made over Clinton's stupid error with Monica Lewinsky? I'm sure there were wars and famine in that period too, but the Republicans couldn't stop harping over Clinton's moral turpitude, the blue dress, etc. They don't have a foot to stand on here. And they are going DOWN!

On another matter entirely: I'm against the cueball look. More and more men seem to be opting for shaving their heads completely rather than grapple with the discomfort of balding. The eerie thing is it erases a lot of their individualism. I find these men tend to look startlingly alike. They all seem to have thickish lips, a prominent nose and sensitive hazel eyes. Is it just this physical type who are being moved to shave their heads? Or is this physical type more prone to balding? Or is this physical type the one that catches my eye and cueball-headed men are walking by me everywhere with radically different features?

Anyway, I think it's a mistake. Having some hair is preferable to this naked, glowing-bulb look. That's a gesture that seems more comforting to the executor than its witnesses. It would be like if women, on noticing a slight midriff-thickening, decided to wear muu-muus exclusively for the rest of their days, so no embarrassing bulges can be detected. Well, nothing else can be detected either. see what I'm saying? It's like killing a mosquito with a cannonball.

On the other hand I don't know what it's like to lose my hair so maybe I should keep my critical views to myself.