Today I Learned

Today I learned there are limits to my patience with The Awkward Age. So I turned to E! 10 Most Sensational Hollywood Meltdowns.

I knew about all of them already. Except David Hasselhoff. I guess he'd told his daughter to videotape him if he ever got out-of-control drunk so he could know about it. She obeyed him and it ended up all over the Internet.

Oh and I learned that Paul Mooney, a funny guy from Chappelle's Show, thinks Michael Richards was just having a fit -- that his racist outburst wasn't his real feelings. Oh and, Michael Richards is on a spiritual retreat in Cambodia.