A Fresh Start
La Misma's New Year's resolutions:
1. Gain 10 pounds
2. Smoke more regularly -- I've only been dabbling
3. Tell more lies
4. Stop trying to achieve things -- just *be*
5. Stop buying those spiritual books that tell you to just *be* -- they're a financial drain
6. Stop bringing lunch to work -- how boring!
7. Give fewer friends presents -- financial drain again
8. Cancel gym membership -- expensive and silly
9. Watch more TV
10. Think of others before self (whoops -- but it's just an experiment)
11. Stop paying attention to most things. Drift.
12. Help your neighbors shovel. It won't kill you!
13. Work on consistency.
posted by La Misma at 8:20 AM
1 Comments:
A few minor corrections:
9. Catch more TB.
12. HIT your neighbors with the shovel. It won't kill you, but it will kill them.
14. Introduce a minor to the drug subculture.
15. Introduce a miner to a drugged out minor.
16. Go to jail.
It's perfect in that it takes care of not only 2006, but many years into the future.
4:52 PM
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